A How-To-Make-It-In-Hollywood manual written by the most famous Hollywood failure ever towards the end of his life. It's actually pretty well written with chapters about the casting couch, how (not) to live in Tinseltown without money, a lengthy anecdote about introducing Bela Lugosi to stage work late in his career etc. Don't forget to bring your best angora jumper as you may need to pawn it at some stage in your career. ( )