A sleepy bohemian neighbourhood becomes the unexpected setting for an adventure story as a lively cast of characters that include a brilliant but troubled young writer, a voluptuous healer, and a shadowy cult and its sinister leader take on an ancient legend of the occult. From the mysterious and the horrific to the comedic and the erotic, Unspeakable Secrets of the Aro Valley is a dark and hilarious odyssey through Wellington's underbelly that weaves through trail of riddles, a struggle for ultimate power, and a final, unspeakable secret.