Kass Fleisher

"when do we call it a civil war, when do we call it a bomb; when do we call it a stolen election; when do we call it quits; when do we call it a toxic affair, when do we call it a day"

Ok, I'm a sucker for lists that subtly twist the meaning of their entry form:

"and when do you call it heads or tails and when do you call it consensual or statutory and when do you call it airpower and when do you call IT like it IS"

You decide.