TO DR. JOHN SARNO,
for ridding me of back pain and
obsessive-compulsive disorder.

TO RAY AND BEN STERN,
the two most giving people on the planet.
I thank them for their love, guidance,
and understanding.

AND MOST OF ALL,
TO MY WIFE, ALISON,
who stuck with me
through thick and thin,
who never gave a shit about material things
or put any pressure on me,
who let me finger her on the first date,
and who loved me
before I had a radio show.