Mix one part Mermaid--one part Genie. Throw in an intoxicated God of the Sea and and a few smack-talking Pirates. What have you got?Pandemonium.Petunia's Pandemonium to be more accurate. PetuniaLetting the ocean current take me where it may for the last twenty-five years hasn't worked out so great. So, instead of getting my tail in a knot, I'm making some swimmingly simple changes. --Stay on Mystical Isle with my cousins who love me.--Avenge my parents and eliminate the sea monster who's wreaking havoc.--Forget about the gorgeous, no-good Genie who left me at the altar... so to speak.--Stay away from Genies until the end of time.--Join Poseidon's embarrassingly named online dating service for Immortals and get back into the game.What could go wrong?DelI'm a Genie in a bottle baby. Or at least I was. After spending a quarter of a century, doing time for streaking at the Super Bowl after being destroyed by love, I'm a free man. It's time to get my life together and forget about the Mermaid who didn't want me. The list is simple.--Stop granting wishes to idiots.--Figure out why the Genie Star Fire Light in my eyes is burning out before I die a slow agonizing death.--Eat an outstanding cheeseburger.--Stay away from Mermaids.--Join Poseidon's embarrassingly named online dating service for Immortals and get back into the game.It's a plan. Not necessarily a stellar one, but it's a plan.Come for the Vacation. Stay for the Shenanigans!