"I thought I was eating a monkey. I was only trying to be polite." Well, boys and girls, that rascal Gabe has gone and done it again. This time, he's gotten himself into a bit of a pickle involving a demonic death cult. His pals Wilbur and Ralph are gonna have to bail him out, lest the entire world plunge into utter chaos and despair. But first, Wilbur has to escape the clutches of a nefarious plutocrat, and ol' Ralph will need to figure out how to remove a psychic cat from inside his noggin while deposing a tyrant king on a transdimensional plane. The thrilling saga begun with "Ralph Pincus, Occultist Extraordinaire" now continues here in "Wilbur the Gay Unicorn," so saddle up and enjoy this unseemly tale of derring-do. Warning: This book contains sexually explicit content and graphic language. It is not intended to be read by anyone under the age of 18.