Crazy Christmas/Hanukah Carols...
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Last year we hosted this and wrote a few of our own crazy carols with a Hollywood or LA theme (since that's where we're at). Basically, our songs use the same music - we just change the words.
I've done some basic Google searches with no real luck. Someone must be doing this besides me. Help?
Christine Lavin does some great Christmas songs: The "We Wish You a Merry Christmas/Kwanzaa/Solstice/Hannukah/Ramadan/Boxing Day" round (which is very simple), and the "Tacobel Canon."
When I was out with friends having boba tea the other night, we were trying to brainstorm, and the best we could come up with was to create a song about Tom & Katie's new child - and call the song (wait for it) "Silent Birth."
Ripping on Hollywood is just ripe with possibilities! >:-)
The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen
Bob Rivers, Bob Rivers’ Twisted Tunes
(To The Tune of God Rest You Merry, Gentlemen)
1. The restroom door said Gentlemen
So I just walked inside
I took two steps and realized
I'd been taken for a ride
I heard high voices turned and found
The place was occupied
By two nuns, three old ladies, and a nurse
What could be worse?
Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse.
2. The restroom door said Gentlemen
It must have been a gag
As soon as I walked in there I ran into some old hag
She sprayed me with a can of mace
And snapped me with her bag.
I could tell this just wouldn't be my day
What can I say?
It just wasn't turning out to be my day.
3. The restroom door said Gentlemen
And I would like to find
The crummy little creep who had the nerve to switch the sign
Cause I've got two black eyes
And one high heel up my behind
Now I can't sit with comfort and joy
Boy, oh, boy
No, I'll never sit with comfort and joy.