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Trust me, I'm a doctor.
And yet, I digress.
Best in Show.
I'm brainstorming here (and quite a storm it is)
I have a Masters of Applied Science-Fiction Degree.
Of course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time.
I speak sarcasm as a second language.
Damn straight I'm a college grad - paper or plastic?
My college history honors society shirt was a long favorite of mine: A tag cloud-like listing of various battles, eras, disasters, and other events, captioned: "History: Just one damned thing after another."
"Grad School -- It seemed better than getting a real job"
"Caution -- Thesis Writing in Progress"
"This research made from 30% post-published material"
Grad school as life's snooze button
As a science grad student, some of the stuff at XKCD also applies to me,
"I'm not slacking off. My code's compiling."
"Stand back -- I'm going to try SCIENCE"
"/Everybody stand back/ -- I know regular expressions"
"Science -- It works"
"Maybe if this shirt is witty enough someone will finally love me"
"Just shy -- not antisocial (you can talk to me!)"
"Doctor (of something-or-other)"
"Overeducated and Underemployed"
My second favorite is a list of famous opening lines.
Everyone either loves that one or hates it.