Bad Joke of the Day 16

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Bad Joke of the Day 16

1margd
Mar 30, 5:52 am

An English man, a Spaniard, a Frenchman, and a German go to a club.
The guy on stage asks if they can see him.
They said: “Yes. Oui. Si. Ja.”

22wonderY
Editado: Abr 2, 3:09 pm

How do you get a farm girl to marry you?

Attract her.🚜

3MrsLee
Abr 2, 5:28 pm

>2 2wonderY: Thank you. I need these silly jokes to distract (he left his tractor behind when he left the farm for the police force) my brother from a very complicated surgery he is recovering from in the hospital at the moment.

4WholeHouseLibrary
Abr 3, 12:29 am

True thing:
I happen to be a member of the Nextdoor app.
On 01-Apr, a notable character there posted: Just saw the News release from NASA, that the Eclipse has been postponed from Monday, and moved to Tuesday… Please make and change your plans accordingly. Please pass on..This is important..

Many members appreciated the joke. Some actually thought it was true.

My reply: Due to budgetary constraints, the event is being downgraded from a total to a partial eclipse.
Hardly matters, as soon as the shadow crosses the border from Mexico, it'll likely be arrested.

5AHS-Wolfy
Abr 3, 1:03 pm

I was watching the Australian version of Masterchef last night. One of the contestants made a lovely meringue and everybody cheered.

I thought, that's odd. Normally in Australia they boo meringue.

6humouress
Abr 4, 1:27 am

>5 AHS-Wolfy: That one should help MrsLee's brother rebound.

7foggidawn
Abr 4, 10:37 am

8MrsLee
Abr 4, 11:18 am

>5 AHS-Wolfy: & >6 humouress: We shall see if his pain meds let him work it out.

9alco261
Abr 10, 12:41 pm

I have a friend who is on two simultaneous diets. He wasn't getting enough food on just one.

10ScoLgo
Abr 11, 11:20 am

Q: What did the fisherman say to the magician?

A: Pick a cod - any cod.

11hfglen
Abr 11, 12:05 pm

Q: What becomes of a baseball player when his eyesight fails?
A: He becomes an umpire.

12bernsad
Abr 11, 4:39 pm

13hfglen
Abr 13, 4:19 pm

Teacher: What is a millennium?
Johnny: It's about the same as a centenary, only it's got more legs.

14pgmcc
Abr 13, 4:35 pm

15cindydavid4
Abr 13, 6:11 pm

>13 hfglen: HAhahahaha!

16hfglen
Abr 16, 9:33 am

An antidote is a funny story you've heard before.

(Source: Rhodesia Railways Magazine, as for #13.)

17AHS-Wolfy
Abr 16, 7:23 pm

I was offered a construction job in Egypt this morning.

Turned out to be a pyramid scheme.

18bernsad
Abr 16, 9:02 pm

>17 AHS-Wolfy: I'm going to use that.

19hfglen
Abr 18, 11:36 am

"The biggest problems for traffic planners", says an expert, "are urban, suburban and bourbon drivers."

20AHS-Wolfy
Abr 18, 12:42 pm

The Egyptians were great builders, up to a point.

21foggidawn
Ontem, 9:03 am

A dragon would never explode, but a dino might.