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1jugglingpaynes
Maio 3, 2013, 6:23 pm

Rules are simple. Quotes from movies (or really quotable TV shows can work in a pinch):

~I gotta work on my game.

Next person uses another quote to continue:

~ Uh, let's see... I'm nine feet tall, I weigh six hundred and forty three pounds, got a bit of a temper on me. My passion level's very near the surface, I guess, not gonna lie. Anyhoo, what else, uh... I'm a wrecker. I wreck things, professionally. I mean, I'm very good at what I do.

And so on.

~Yes, words are useless! Gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble! Too much of it, darling, too much! That is why I show you my work! That is why you are here!

2jugglingpaynes
Maio 6, 2013, 10:25 am

~Bother. Isn't there anybody here at all?

3theretiredlibrarian
Maio 8, 2013, 8:14 pm

I don't pick up any life readings.

4jugglingpaynes
Maio 8, 2013, 9:00 pm

That is the last time we take directions from a squirrel.

5theretiredlibrarian
Maio 8, 2013, 10:57 pm

Hey, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat.

6pollysmith
Maio 9, 2013, 7:34 am

Are you doing magic? Lets see it then.

7jugglingpaynes
Maio 9, 2013, 9:33 am

Higitus figitus migitus mum! Prestigitonium!

8theretiredlibrarian
Maio 10, 2013, 8:28 pm

Are you a good witch or a bad witch?

9jugglingpaynes
Maio 11, 2013, 9:50 am

~What makes you think she's a witch?

~Well...she turned me into a newt!

10pollysmith
Maio 11, 2013, 9:55 am

Harry, yer a wizard!

11foggidawn
Maio 12, 2013, 8:05 pm

We're off to see the wizard!

12pollysmith
Maio 12, 2013, 8:19 pm

the wizard will explain it!

13Jim53
Maio 12, 2013, 9:55 pm

Back off, man, I'm a scientist.

14foggidawn
Maio 12, 2013, 10:10 pm

~ For your information, I am a lawyer.
~ KILL THE LAWYER!
~ I'm not that kind of lawyer!

15theretiredlibrarian
Maio 12, 2013, 10:22 pm

Please! Remain in your seats, I beg you! We are not children here, we are scientists! I assure you there is nothing to fear!

16jugglingpaynes
Maio 12, 2013, 10:29 pm

I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!

17BkShpGrrl
Maio 12, 2013, 10:39 pm

Don't go that way! Never go that way!
If she would have gone that way, she would have gone right to the castle.

18theretiredlibrarian
Maio 13, 2013, 10:48 pm

Are you the one moving this castle?

19jugglingpaynes
Maio 16, 2013, 11:04 am

When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up.

20compskibook
Maio 16, 2013, 7:57 pm

Things have certainly changed around here. I remember when this was all farmland as far the eye could see. Old man Peabody owned all of this. He had this crazy idea about breeding pine trees.

21pollysmith
Maio 16, 2013, 9:02 pm

All this will be yours someday, Simba

22compskibook
Maio 16, 2013, 9:31 pm

"Do you know that all that land belongs to me?"
"Does it? How much it is to belong to one person, and how beautiful!"
"Do you know that some day it will all belong to you—that and a great deal more?"
"To me! When?"
"When I am dead."
"Then I don't want it. I want you to live always."

23theretiredlibrarian
Maio 16, 2013, 11:35 pm

Do you mean to tell me, Katie Scarlett O'Hara, that Tara, that land doesn't mean anything to you? Why, land is the only thing in the world worth workin' for, worth fightin' for, worth dyin' for, because it's the only thing that lasts.

24jugglingpaynes
Maio 18, 2013, 4:27 pm

~Now, call me foolish, call me irresponsible, but it occurs to me that a 500 megaton bomb planted at just the proper point would, uh...

~...Would destroy most of California. Millions of innocent people would be killed. The west coast as we know it would...

~...Fall into the sea.

25compskibook
Maio 18, 2013, 6:01 pm

I take it the odds are against us, and the situation is grim...Sounds like fun!

26rolandperkins
Maio 21, 2013, 3:38 pm

"What a waste of fine infantry!"

27compskibook
Maio 21, 2013, 7:41 pm

In chess, the pawns go first.

28rolandperkins
Maio 21, 2013, 7:51 pm

(observing the dilemma a new girl friend's last move has created for him):
"Let's play something else!"

29theretiredlibrarian
Maio 21, 2013, 7:52 pm

You want to explain the math of this to me? I mean, where's the sense in risking the lives of the eight of us to save one guy?

30rolandperkins
Maio 21, 2013, 7:54 pm

We are surrounded by the (Spanish) enemy. Our position is hopeless. You will all, please, do me the favor of giving your lives.

31pollysmith
Maio 22, 2013, 7:10 am

Why don't you just die!

32foggidawn
Maio 22, 2013, 8:19 am

Never give up; never surrender!

33rolandperkins
Maio 22, 2013, 2:25 pm

"You can't FIGHT in here: This is the WAR Room!"

34pollysmith
Maio 22, 2013, 7:11 pm

if either of you says war,just one more time, I'll go into the house and shut the door!

35theretiredlibrarian
Maio 22, 2013, 10:11 pm

Think about it. They defeated the greatest power in the world in a couple days. Walked right over us. And these were only the first. They'll keep coming. This is not a war any more than there's a war between men and maggots... This is an extermination.

36jugglingpaynes
Maio 22, 2013, 11:39 pm

Stand down, sister. I personally guarantee that there won't be a living thing at this party. The Verminator is on the job.

37theretiredlibrarian
Maio 30, 2013, 10:40 pm

We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here.

38jugglingpaynes
Jun 1, 2013, 9:42 pm

I'll handle this. Scar, there's no food, no water...

39foggidawn
Jun 1, 2013, 10:01 pm

Without water, how can we survive?

40theretiredlibrarian
Jun 6, 2013, 6:07 pm

Rhett, Rhett... Rhett, if you go, where shall I go? What shall I do?

41pollysmith
Jun 6, 2013, 7:47 pm

(gotta do this...)

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!

42jugglingpaynes
Jun 6, 2013, 8:09 pm

Don't you blaspheme in here!

43compskibook
Jun 6, 2013, 9:04 pm

I'll have some toasted white bread please.

44theretiredlibrarian
Jun 6, 2013, 11:12 pm

Would you like a little more tea?

45foggidawn
Jun 7, 2013, 12:25 am

Well, I haven't had any yet, so I can't very well take more.

46pollysmith
Jun 7, 2013, 7:22 am

please sir, can
i have some more?

47jugglingpaynes
Jun 7, 2013, 11:23 am

I don't drink coffee!

48theretiredlibrarian
Jun 7, 2013, 5:08 pm

I don't drink anymore... I don't drink any less, either!

49pollysmith
Jun 7, 2013, 6:02 pm

yeh couldn't make us a cuppa tea could ya, its not been an easy journey

50theretiredlibrarian
Jun 7, 2013, 9:34 pm

If I take one more step, it'll be the farthest away from home I've ever been.

51jugglingpaynes
Jun 7, 2013, 10:06 pm

There's no place like home. There's no place like home...

52foggidawn
Jun 8, 2013, 12:12 am

There's no business like show business!

53rolandperkins
Jun 8, 2013, 2:41 pm

- - "You do it my way! This (ballet) is business!

-- "Not any more, it isnʻt."

54theretiredlibrarian
Jun 10, 2013, 3:57 pm

You know, only this morning she came up to me and she said, "Sevilla, deary, you're the greatest prima ballerina in the whole world."

55foggidawn
Jun 10, 2013, 11:08 pm

My public needs me!

56rolandperkins
Jun 11, 2013, 4:33 pm

"If Mr. Van Buren runs for president, of course MY farmers will vote for him."
(emphasis added)

57jugglingpaynes
Jun 13, 2013, 12:22 pm

Georgia seems to be split right down the middle on this issue. The people are against it, and I'm for it.

58theretiredlibrarian
Jun 17, 2013, 5:30 pm

You don't know the power of the Dark Side.

59rolandperkins
Jun 18, 2013, 4:21 pm

"Thereʻs real evil out there; you gotta believe it!"

60jugglingpaynes
Jun 23, 2013, 2:16 pm

Do be careful! Don't lose any of that stuff. That's concentrated evil. One drop of that could turn you all into hermit crabs.

61rolandperkins
Editado: Jul 16, 2013, 3:58 am

--While you were developing The Satan Bug, you were also working on an antidote for it, werenʻt you?
-- Yes.
-- Did you develop one?
-- No, because we concentrated on the Satan Bug itself.
- - (thoughtfully) Well . . . . . Institute a crash program!

(Raucous, unintended, laughter from the audience)

62theretiredlibrarian
Jun 24, 2013, 2:59 pm

I tell you ever since he got that Master Control Program, the system's got more bugs than a bait store.

63rolandperkins
Jun 24, 2013, 5:17 pm

"I am not programmed to answer in that area."

64foggidawn
Jul 15, 2013, 10:52 pm

It's quiet. Too quiet.

65jugglingpaynes
Jul 16, 2013, 12:14 pm

Oh, please speak up Rapunzel. You know how I hate the mumbling.

66foggidawn
Jul 16, 2013, 12:21 pm

It's rude. One might question your upbringing.

67Jim53
Jul 16, 2013, 12:38 pm

Hush, please. That is enough, Margaret. If you cannot think of anything appropriate to say, you will please restrict your remarks to the weather.

68foggidawn
Jul 16, 2013, 1:05 pm

Have I said anything I oughtn't?

69jugglingpaynes
Jul 18, 2013, 1:49 pm

Oh, that's all right. He can call me a flower if he wants to; I don't mind.

70theretiredlibrarian
Jul 18, 2013, 3:22 pm

Now if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.

71pollysmith
Jul 18, 2013, 7:59 pm

(I have to follow with this line. I love it!)

She needs to get her priorities straight!

72Jim53
Jul 19, 2013, 9:18 pm

I would not have thought it: there IS something better than a play!

73jugglingpaynes
Jul 19, 2013, 10:07 pm

Snakes.
Why did it have to be snakes?

74foggidawn
Jul 19, 2013, 10:12 pm

Well, my stupid, sorry, parasitic sacks of entrails: revenge is mine!

75rolandperkins
Editado: Jul 20, 2013, 3:16 am

Kiss me, stupid!
Title and closing line of
a very forgettable 1960s
comedy, which starred
Dean Martin
and Kim Novak.

76pollysmith
Jul 20, 2013, 1:15 pm

How could I have been so Stupid!

77foggidawn
Jul 20, 2013, 3:37 pm

Either you're out of your mind, or you're crazy. You must be crazy!

78rolandperkins
Editado: Jul 20, 2013, 5:46 pm

"Mad CALL I it, for - - to DEFINE true madness - -
What is it, but to be nothing else but mad!?"

79jugglingpaynes
Jul 21, 2013, 12:14 am

Oh, you can't help that. Most everyone's mad here. You may have noticed that I'm not "all there" myself!

80rolandperkins
Jul 21, 2013, 2:14 am

"They say youʻre a kook - - ARE ya, Kelly?

81Jim53
Jul 21, 2013, 9:39 am

"I don't know. It's a mystery."

82pollysmith
Jul 21, 2013, 6:53 pm

curiouser and curiouser

83compskibook
Jul 21, 2013, 8:26 pm

And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling ...

84pollysmith
Jul 21, 2013, 8:31 pm

......and your little dog too!

85rolandperkins
Jul 22, 2013, 3:42 pm

"Psychoanalyze him? --No, I believe heʻs just a very normal little dog."

86foggidawn
Jul 22, 2013, 6:15 pm

Why can't I have a normal dog like everyone else?

87compskibook
Jul 22, 2013, 6:46 pm

My darling girl, when are you going to realize that being normal is not necessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage!

88rolandperkins
Jul 22, 2013, 7:05 pm

Singing (more or less):
"Thank God Iʻm NORmal, NORmal, NORmal!
Thank God Iʻm normal, Iʻm
Just like everyone else!"

89jugglingpaynes
Jul 22, 2013, 7:17 pm

~Abby Normal?

~I'm almost sure that was the name.

90rolandperkins
Editado: Out 12, 2013, 3:15 pm

Seaman: (in a bar) Excuse me could I ask your name?

Captain: (exasperatedly)
CHINnaw!

Seaman: Oh! So youʻre the famous "Capʻn China". Then, can you tell me why I have to know trigonometry (?!) to be a good seaman?

Captain: (Silence)

91foggidawn
Jul 23, 2013, 12:27 am

Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

92rolandperkins
Jul 23, 2013, 2:50 am

"Aye, his mouth is stopped: honest Iago hath taʻen counsel for it."

93theretiredlibrarian
Jul 27, 2013, 5:44 pm

Save your breath, Iago. Faster!

94pollysmith
Jul 27, 2013, 6:00 pm

save me! save me! hurt them! hurt them!

95jugglingpaynes
Jul 27, 2013, 8:29 pm

~Don't worry, I've got you!

~You've got me? Who's got you?

96foggidawn
Jul 27, 2013, 9:04 pm

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!

97theretiredlibrarian
Jul 28, 2013, 9:08 am

If that don't beat all. I never saw such a dog.

98rolandperkins
Jul 31, 2013, 4:31 pm

Marty, DON'T go out with "dogs". You'll get a "reputation".

99theretiredlibrarian
Ago 2, 2013, 9:57 am

It's like I said all along, poopsie: cats rule and dogs drool.

100jugglingpaynes
Ago 2, 2013, 12:51 pm

Close your mouth, please, Michael. We are not a codfish.

101pollysmith
Ago 2, 2013, 7:42 pm

You're a clown fish right? SAy something funny!

102foggidawn
Ago 5, 2013, 4:17 pm

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

103theretiredlibrarian
Ago 5, 2013, 5:11 pm

For a gallon of elderberry wine, I take one teaspoon full of arsenic, then add half a teaspoon full of strychnine, and then just a pinch of cyanide.

104pollysmith
Ago 5, 2013, 7:02 pm

you're sick, You know that? Sick!

105compskibook
Ago 5, 2013, 8:20 pm

Sadly, yes. She is my sister. She's a little crazy.
She said she knew the Sultan!
She thinks the monkey is the sultan.

106theretiredlibrarian
Ago 5, 2013, 10:02 pm

You know the saying, "Human see, human do."

107jugglingpaynes
Ago 6, 2013, 6:34 am

Humans... They are not the cowering wretches we were promised.

108Jim53
Ago 6, 2013, 10:38 am

I was promised sex. Everybody said it. You'll be a bridesmaid, you'll get sex, you'll be fighting 'em off. But not so much as a tongue in sight.

109rolandperkins
Ago 6, 2013, 6:23 pm

"What's 'pourquoi' (mean) - - 'do' or
'not do'? Would that I had spent (more)
time on the tongues. ... ...!"

110foggidawn
Ago 6, 2013, 7:05 pm

O God, sir, here's a dish I love not. I cannot endure my lady Tongue.

111jugglingpaynes
Ago 14, 2013, 11:26 am

Did you blow up the food?

112theretiredlibrarian
Ago 14, 2013, 6:26 pm

I didn't mean to blow her up, I just... lost control.

113foggidawn
Ago 23, 2013, 11:49 pm

Dee-na-mee-tay. Must be Italian.

114compskibook
Ago 24, 2013, 7:30 am

Fra-gee-lay. That must be Italian.

115rolandperkins
Ago 24, 2013, 8:08 am

- -C'mon, ya either talk this lingo or ya don't! Which is it?

-- I talk Italian, but they're not speakin' the same dialect
my people spoke.

-- Never mind the 'dialect'. Just ask them which way the Krauts went!.

116theretiredlibrarian
Ago 24, 2013, 9:11 am

Nazis. I hate these guys.

117jugglingpaynes
Set 15, 2013, 3:58 pm

Ain't that a kick in the head. I guess a curse isn't what it used to be.

118rolandperkins
Set 17, 2013, 7:16 pm


(holding up a recently-prepared potion
and apostrophizing his absent colleagues):
"Gentlemen! Be damned to you!

119foggidawn
Out 1, 2013, 11:10 am

Frankly, my dear . . .

120jugglingpaynes
Out 1, 2013, 7:12 pm

All right, let's settle down! If we're going to get through this we're going to need self control.

121foggidawn
Out 4, 2013, 4:14 pm

I'm not shouting! All right, I am! I'm shouting, I'm shouting, I'm shouting!

122theretiredlibrarian
Out 12, 2013, 11:03 am

It's Wabbit season, and I'm hunting wabbits, so be vewy, vewy quiet!

123rolandperkins
Out 12, 2013, 11:16 am

. . . not a typical
American . . .he's a QUIET American!

124pollysmith
Out 13, 2013, 8:24 am

can we panic now?

125Jim53
Out 14, 2013, 2:11 pm

I spent the last 12 years of my life building rooms like this specifically to keep out people like us.

126pollysmith
Out 17, 2013, 7:01 am

12 years! In Azkaban!

127theretiredlibrarian
Out 20, 2013, 10:23 am

Damn! We're in a tight spot!

128jugglingpaynes
Out 20, 2013, 6:23 pm

Jane! Get me off this crazy thing!

129Jim53
Out 21, 2013, 1:25 pm

Nobody's gonna mess with Stella unless Stella wants to be messed.

130pollysmith
Out 22, 2013, 8:28 am

No one puts baby in a corner!

131rolandperkins
Editado: Out 24, 2013, 2:34 am


"Mr. Thorne once cornered CORN,
And that ain't HAY!"
But I'm always true to you,
Darling, in my fashion;
I'm always true to you,
Darling, in my way!"

132jugglingpaynes
Out 25, 2013, 12:46 am

If you need me, just whistle. You know how to whistle don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.

133theretiredlibrarian
Out 31, 2013, 8:33 pm

Are you really giving us permission to do this?

Yes, Longbottom.

Blow it up? Boom?

BOOM!

134rolandperkins
Out 31, 2013, 8:36 pm

"See, we found out that the Enemy wants to blow the bridge up, too. So if we blow it up we'll be doing what the Enemy wants, and if we don't blow it up, we'll be failing to do what we want! So, what can we do?"

"Blow it up, Major! It's nothing!"

135jugglingpaynes
Out 31, 2013, 9:04 pm

Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!

136theretiredlibrarian
Nov 1, 2013, 6:31 pm

Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?

137Rose_Weasley
Nov 1, 2013, 6:39 pm

Oh boys, what have you done?

138compskibook
Nov 1, 2013, 8:43 pm

Ray has gone bye-bye, Egon... what've you got left?

139Rose_Weasley
Nov 1, 2013, 9:59 pm

When what's left of you gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting, whatever it is you've got left.

140theretiredlibrarian
Nov 2, 2013, 1:44 pm

Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.

141jugglingpaynes
Nov 2, 2013, 9:01 pm

You can't mess with the program, Ralph!

142theretiredlibrarian
Nov 10, 2013, 3:39 pm

Ralphie, you're lucky it didn't cut your eye! Those icicles have been known to kill people.

143jugglingpaynes
Dez 3, 2013, 11:24 am

~So Mrs. C, how's you're hubby?

~Not too good, Snowy, he has a bad cold.

~Aw, that's a shame. He should've come to me, I'd've given him a good one! Hahaha! A little chilly humor, there!

144rolandperkins
Editado: Dez 4, 2013, 8:00 pm

- - "Wanda, you're looking at a man with a cold!"

- - (Pouring him a straight
(officially illegal)* whiskey):
"For 'a cold' THIS is good!"

*ca. 1932

145theretiredlibrarian
Dez 4, 2013, 7:09 pm

Say listen, is he working on a case?

Yes, he is.

What case?

A case of scotch. Pitch in and help him.

146foggidawn
Dez 4, 2013, 9:29 pm

Why is all the rum gone?

147jugglingpaynes
Dez 5, 2013, 10:31 am

~Sorry. We only serve coffee.

~Coffee?

~Scotch coffee, Canadian coffee, sour mash coffee...

148rolandperkins
Dez 5, 2013, 1:16 pm

"We still GOT coffee, but it's all cold."

"That's ok: it's a HOT night."

149theretiredlibrarian
Dez 5, 2013, 7:22 pm

You know what I feel like? I feel all the time like a cat on a hot tin roof.

150jugglingpaynes
Dez 8, 2013, 12:24 am

He's all right! Aren't you, cat? Poor cat! Poor slob! Poor slob without a name!

151PollyAnnaHP
Dez 8, 2013, 10:55 pm

Through the years I have been known by many names. Diablo Gato, The Furry Lover, Chupa Cabra, Frisky Two Times and then The Gingerhead man. But to most I am Puss in Boots, outlaw!

152theretiredlibrarian
Dez 9, 2013, 6:18 pm

Oh, for heaven's sake, son. You're no outlaw. Why, someday, you'll be called a great hero.

153foggidawn
Dez 13, 2013, 12:46 pm

What you folks need is . . . a hero!

154theretiredlibrarian
Dez 21, 2013, 10:43 pm

He's fine! We drank, we fought - he made his ancestors proud!

155rolandperkins
Dez 22, 2013, 12:39 am

"There was (an ancestor of yours named) "Brutus" once, that would have brooked
The eternal devil to keep his state in Rome
As easily as a king!"

156pollysmith
Dez 22, 2013, 7:35 pm

"Et tu Brute" (I think thats how its spelled)

157rolandperkins
Editado: Dez 24, 2013, 1:33 am

Mensagem removida pelo autor.

158rolandperkins
Editado: Dez 24, 2013, 1:40 am

"Here's Decius Brutus: he shall tell them so."

On 156
/
Your spelling is correct,
pollysmith.

159jugglingpaynes
Dez 24, 2013, 11:31 pm

...because he has the IQ of a rabbit.

160rolandperkins
Editado: Dez 28, 2013, 6:25 am

(sarcastically):
"O, Rabbit, you're just a wanderer, aren't you?"

161theretiredlibrarian
Jan 3, 2014, 5:11 pm

Look, Bigwig, when have I EVER asked to see the chief rabbit?

162rolandperkins
Editado: Jan 3, 2014, 9:11 pm

Prisoner: "I demand to see the Sultan!"

Guard: "You can't: He's with his wives.

Prisoner: I want to see him; I don't care if he's in hell!

Prisoner's aide: (If he's with his wives, that's
the same thing, anyway.)

163foggidawn
Jan 4, 2014, 10:41 am

~"She said she knew the Sultan!"

~"She thinks the monkey is the Sultan."

164theretiredlibrarian
Jan 4, 2014, 10:05 pm

Taxi! Follow that ape!

165jugglingpaynes
Jan 5, 2014, 12:21 am

There's five stinking apes out there. Which one are we taking to Vegas?

166theretiredlibrarian
Jan 10, 2014, 6:09 pm

Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That s***ll come back with you.

167jugglingpaynes
Jan 10, 2014, 7:03 pm

I have dog germs! Get hot water! Get some disinfectant! Get some iodine!

168rolandperkins
Editado: Jan 11, 2014, 8:14 pm

- - Have you decided whom to vote for?
- - GOLDwater in ʻ64: HOT water in ʻ65: BREAD AND water in ʻ66!

169pollysmith
Jan 12, 2014, 9:05 am

votes for women!

170theretiredlibrarian
Jan 12, 2014, 10:02 am

If you know what women want, you can rule!

171jugglingpaynes
Jan 12, 2014, 11:40 pm

Just let me rule you and you can have everything that you want.

172rolandperkins
Jan 13, 2014, 4:50 pm

"My father wanted peace: I want Fort Yuma!

173jugglingpaynes
Jan 15, 2014, 10:19 pm

All right, Veruca, all right. I'll get you one before the day is out.

174theretiredlibrarian
Jan 26, 2014, 9:05 am

Slap some bacon on a biscuit and let's go! We're burnin' daylight!

175jugglingpaynes
Fev 9, 2014, 3:27 pm

But I'm not a field man! Van Helsing, I don't want to go to Transylvania!

176theretiredlibrarian
Fev 18, 2014, 9:36 pm

Transylvania is not England. Our ways are not your ways. And to you there shall be many strange things.

177rolandperkins
Fev 23, 2014, 12:53 am

"These things must not be thought of after these ways!
So, it will make us mad!"

178pollysmith
Fev 23, 2014, 11:58 am

She needs to get her priorities straight!

179foggidawn
Fev 23, 2014, 1:01 pm

We're all mad here.

180rolandperkins
Editado: Fev 23, 2014, 9:14 pm

- -"Will you go to bed,* Malvolio?

- - "To BED (!?) AYE, sweetheart!!"

*bed: bed rest was,in Elizabethan times, a sort of "First Aid" for a fit of
madness (179). But that isnʻt the way M. takes it.

181jugglingpaynes
Fev 24, 2014, 1:02 pm

This is the oddest thing I've ever heard of. Let's hope we don't catch it. I'd hate to wake up some morning and find out that you weren't you.

182rolandperkins
Editado: Fev 26, 2014, 1:03 am

- - Hero, to crowd: "I AM Professor FATE!!"

Crowd: (Absolute silence).

183foggidawn
Fev 26, 2014, 7:25 am

Young man, we need a professional hero, not an amateur.

184jugglingpaynes
Fev 26, 2014, 11:06 am

Look, I performed a public service. You act like that's a bad thing.

185kirbyowns
Fev 26, 2014, 7:55 pm

What are you going to do when you're not saving the world? Have you given any thought to that?

186theretiredlibrarian
Mar 1, 2014, 10:04 am

I will fight crime butt-ass naked before I fight it in that, Ray.

You know, you have fought naked. We got that. That's on Youtube

187jugglingpaynes
Mar 1, 2014, 7:12 pm

Look, I'll pay top dollar for your performance, but right now a madman is destroying our city!

188kirbyowns
Mar 2, 2014, 4:12 pm

Lucius: Honey?
Honey: What?
Lucius: Where's my super suit?
Honey: What?
Lucius: Where - is - my - super - suit?
Honey: I, uh, put it away.
helicopter explodes outside
Lucius: *Where*?
Honey: *Why* do you *need* to know?
Lucius: I need it!
Lucius rummages through another room in his condo
Honey: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no daring-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!
Lucius: The public is in danger!
Honey: My evening's in danger!
Lucius: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!
Honey: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!l

(Sorry it's a long one, but I laugh every time I think of it!)

189theretiredlibrarian
Mar 3, 2014, 6:34 pm

You actually go outside in these things?

Well, what would you prefer? Yellow spandex?

*kirby: my granddaughter and her mother would quote that entire scene. Charlotte was 3 at the time. It was hilarious.

190foggidawn
Mar 3, 2014, 6:43 pm

~ Can I ask you why you are wearing that?

~ Combination of factors. No clean clothes.

~ There never will be unless you actually clean your clothes.

~ Vicious circle. And I was rooting around in your things and found this and thought, groovy. Kind of... spacy.

191compskibook
Mar 3, 2014, 8:30 pm

I have more than two grades of laundry, okay? There's not just clean and dirty. There are many subtle levels. Okay? See? You hang this outside the window for twenty minutes... it's perfectly fine.

192jugglingpaynes
Mar 4, 2014, 12:06 am

Listen! Do you smell something?

193Tafadhali
Mar 7, 2014, 9:41 am

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

194theretiredlibrarian
Mar 7, 2014, 8:01 pm

Example... uh... ogres are like onions!

They stink?

195jugglingpaynes
Mar 11, 2014, 3:48 pm

Quelle est? Ah, le belle femme skunk fatale!

196foggidawn
Mar 20, 2014, 10:38 pm

You speak French?

197rolandperkins
Editado: Mar 21, 2014, 1:31 am

- -"Sprachen Sie Deutsch?"

- - "Non, Io non parlo tedesco. Lei parla italiano?"

- - "Nein!"

"You speak-a nEnglish?"

"Jawohl! All right. Ve speak English. Now ve must vork out a plan against these
American Schweinhunden."

"Whatʻs-a make-a you think Iʻm-a onna your side?!"

198compskibook
Mar 21, 2014, 8:19 pm

At least I've chosen a side.

199rolandperkins
Mar 21, 2014, 9:11 pm

"Would you rather coach at
BOSTON COLLEGE or at Dartmouth?

"Would YOU rather drink BOURBON -- or milk?"

200theretiredlibrarian
Mar 21, 2014, 10:44 pm

Ballplayers. I don't have ballplayers, I've got girls. Girls are what you sleep with after the game, not, not what you coach during the game.

201foggidawn
Mar 22, 2014, 11:47 am

~You look like a girl!

~That's what I am, half-wit!

~Yes, but today you look it!

~Boy or girl, I can still whip you!

202jugglingpaynes
Mar 22, 2014, 11:44 pm

Give me the whip!

203rolandperkins
Mar 26, 2014, 6:18 pm

Passenger: ʻHow about letting ME take the wheel?"

Reckless Driver: Oh. All right. (begins to unscrew the steering wheel for handing it over.)

204foggidawn
Mar 26, 2014, 9:23 pm

I . . . I don't think I should be driving.

205jugglingpaynes
Mar 27, 2014, 12:33 am

Ahhh...a bear in his natural habitat: A Studebaker.

206foggidawn
Mar 28, 2014, 10:37 pm

I'm smarter than the average bear.

207compskibook
Mar 29, 2014, 10:58 am

Perhaps I am not as stupid as I am ugly, commander!

208jugglingpaynes
Mar 29, 2014, 2:22 pm

What did you call me?!?

209foggidawn
Mar 29, 2014, 3:23 pm

Substitute chemistry teacher.

210theretiredlibrarian
Mar 29, 2014, 10:24 pm

Well, Mr Snelgrove, I happen to know that in the future I will not have the slightest use for algebra, and I speak from experience.

211foggidawn
Abr 3, 2014, 12:37 pm

Come on, Rory. It's not rocket science. It's just quantum physics.

212compskibook
Abr 4, 2014, 11:17 am

"What am I afraid of her for? She's no rocket scientist."
"Well, actually, she is a rocket scientist."

213rolandperkins
Editado: Abr 10, 2014, 1:38 am

- - "What are all these rockets FOR?"

- - "To defend our country!

- - "And what IS our country?

- - "England! er-- (embarrassedly correcting himself) --
I mean Britain!"

- - OUR country is Scotland!

214theretiredlibrarian
Abr 4, 2014, 10:14 pm

The trouble with Scotland is that it's full of Scots.

215foggidawn
Abr 5, 2014, 12:02 pm

You know, a little dark, a little gloomy. And, as always, hey, full of dead people. What are you gonna do?

216theretiredlibrarian
Abr 5, 2014, 3:42 pm

I see dead people.

217rolandperkins
Editado: Abr 5, 2014, 4:51 pm

We used to have to defer to the dead because they outnumbered us. But not any more. Today,* the living outnumber the dead.

*today: ca. 1971

218jugglingpaynes
Abr 5, 2014, 5:06 pm

I think it's a good day to die, Sir!

219foggidawn
Abr 9, 2014, 11:48 pm

Death is the only adventure I haven't had.

220jugglingpaynes
Abr 10, 2014, 1:49 pm

Prepare to die!

221foggidawn
Abr 10, 2014, 2:10 pm

Sure, we'll be prepared . . . prepared for what?

222jugglingpaynes
Abr 23, 2014, 5:15 pm

I'll unleash all my Wilderness Explorer training!

223rolandperkins
Abr 23, 2014, 6:52 pm

Letʻs face it: Weʻre LOST! Lost in Alaska, and itʻs all your fault!

224theretiredlibrarian
Abr 24, 2014, 10:42 am

It's not my fault!

225rolandperkins
Abr 25, 2014, 2:14 am

"The fault, dear Brutus,
Is not within our stars, but in our selves
That we are underlings . . ."

226theretiredlibrarian
Abr 26, 2014, 6:27 pm

Assemble the minions!

227foggidawn
Abr 26, 2014, 6:36 pm

I've always wanted to use that spell!

228theretiredlibrarian
Abr 30, 2014, 9:39 pm

~You're saying what I'm feeling is just one of your spells?

~ Yeah. It's not real. And if you stay, I wouldn't know if it was because of the spell and... you wouldn't know if it was because I didn't want to go to prison.

229foggidawn
Maio 8, 2014, 9:58 pm

Oh, what am I gonna do? Well, right now, I'm just going to use the F-word: Felony.

230jugglingpaynes
Maio 9, 2014, 12:44 pm

~ Remember my nickname when we were in the joint?

~ The Brain?

~ The Brain. That's what the guys used to call me, right?

~ But, Ray! That was sarcastic!

231theretiredlibrarian
Maio 9, 2014, 10:39 pm

Well, some people without brains do an awful lot of talking don't they?

232theretiredlibrarian
Jun 4, 2014, 12:37 am

Is it...dead?

233rolandperkins
Jun 4, 2014, 2:36 am



- - "Is he dead?"

- - "If heʻs not now, he never will be."

234jugglingpaynes
Jun 4, 2014, 5:38 pm

He's only mostly dead.

235rolandperkins
Editado: Jun 5, 2014, 12:42 am

" ʻThem as DIESʻll be the LUCKY ones!ʻ "

236compskibook
Jun 4, 2014, 8:28 pm

He didn't die of old age, either. He was poisoned, stabbed, shot, hung, stretched, disembowled, drawn and quartered.

237jugglingpaynes
Jun 4, 2014, 10:22 pm

It's just a flesh wound!

238theretiredlibrarian
Jun 7, 2014, 9:52 pm

'Tis but a scratch.

239rolandperkins
Jun 7, 2014, 10:10 pm

- - "did ʻBored in the Officeʻ
finish in the money?

- - " ʻBored in the Officeʻ was a late scratch.

240foggidawn
Jun 7, 2014, 10:58 pm

Does this look infected to you?

241jugglingpaynes
Jun 12, 2014, 10:08 am

This looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship!

Getting long here. I'll start a new thread
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