Membronatedouglas

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Nathan Douglas

About Me

Nathan Douglas is a heteroerotic performance artist and writer suffering from severe confusion. Elements of cardiomyopathy, Jungo-Joycean testicular savagery, and sweet 'n' sour shrimp are often interwoven with the delicate language and tasteful explications of Scheiße that pervade his work. His influences include spam emails, faggoty creative writing majors, and anything that makes fun of *Gone With the Wind*, because it's a piece of shit.

He lives in Las Vegas, Nevada, with his wife of five years, his dog of six years, and his (?) infant son. He was born at a very young age, his mommy never beat him, his daddy never fucked him, and he's never cut, fapped to any pr0n stronger than straight white blowjobs, and is completely untroubled by his lack of religiosity, conventional morality, and slightly-above-average penis size and girth. He's spent nearly ten years in college, and would prefer ten more to actually getting a job working for the kinds of assholes his wife has to deal with every day.

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