Membrodelguiz

Even though I have more books than shelf-space, there is an entire shelf which upon which only the works of Mary Gentle are allowed. It is guarded by a Final Fantasy X-2 figure.

Much can be inferred about myself from the fact that I use the handle 'delguiz' as my on-line moniker. Or occasionally 'rach-erru-zekigal'...

Other than that, my acadaemic forté is 20th Century German Literature. Mostly, this relates to obscure examples of pre-WWII lesbian fiction, which would explain why five years of university spread across two countries, two degrees and a TEFL later, I have yet to get a real job.

Hello. Would you like some AIDS with your purchase today? No? Okay, then. How about pre-ordering the new Harry Potter book?

...I run the books department of a shop in a village six miles from my personal library, er, I mean my house. As you can imagine, the staggering amount of job satisfaction I have is deadened with the escapist pleasure of reading.

Oh, and telling gullible customers outrageous lies about Dan Brown and J.K. Rowling. My current favourites are; "Yes, they are married. Hadn't you noticed they pinch ideas from eachother all the time?" and "No, Jordan didn't really write her 'novel'. Dan Brown did."