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Nina Benneton

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Compulsively Mr. Darcy (2012) 64 cópias

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Overall, I enjoyed the story, but there are more than a few scenes that would make dear Jane Austen blush.
 
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fernandie | outras 11 resenhas | Sep 15, 2022 |
Awesome re-imagining of Austen's Pride and Prejudice in a modern setting. OCD Billionaire Fitzwilliam Darcy meets and falls in love with infectious disease doctor Elizabeth Bennett. A wonderful, funny and romantic tale.
 
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PKDuffy | outras 11 resenhas | Jan 19, 2018 |
I was disappointed. I was so excited to find a modern retelling of Pride and Prejudice...but as I worked my way through the book, I was a bit sad and disturbed. The characters were shallow, and unexplored. The author tried to make them new and interesting by adding OCD as modern dimension to Mr. Darcy...unfortunately, she failed to follow through until she would remember halfway through whatever scene and mash in a sentence where he's neatening something or cleaning. Elizabeth is an infectious disease doctor...that leaped to conclusions at a drop of the hat and had only the bare minimum of intelligence. Instead, she would misunderstand and misunderstand and misunderstand again. Both Darcy and Elizabeth were insecure blobs. The one redeeming quality of this book were the minor characters. Fitzwilliam gained more character than Darcy, and Mary Bennet completely stole the scene when she arrived. Jane and Bingley were supposed to how Darcy and Elizabeth meet...but they barely make an appearance until the ending, and then became an afterthought.

Overall, a disappointing read, but the minor characters save the book from being dumped in the "skip it" bin.
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justreign | outras 11 resenhas | May 22, 2017 |
Well.

The best way to begin this review is to tell you that upon finishing this book, the best comparison I could find for it was the iceberg lettuce of the book world. If you know me well, you know that I despise iceberg lettuce. It's bland, completely tasteless, and lacks much in the way of nutrition. You may as well just drink water, which tastes better.




For me to compare a book to the hated iceberg lettuce, well, you know I hated the book. Hated as in despised in all possible ways and wanted to stab it.

You may be asking yourself why I bothered finishing. One reason: I HAD to see if it could possibly get worse.

It did.



And then it did again.



And again:



And yet again:



There were times when I wanted to run away screaming:



But it was such a train wreck. I couldn't NOT look.



Half the time, I had to take a moment to wonder what the heck just happened:



When I finally figured it out, I was left with kind of a stinky feeling.



There was almost NO continuity to the story. Plot lines were all over the place and then the ending deused the heck out the machina. Maybe the worst one I've ever seen.

The characters were unrelatable, insipid, and generally VERY dislikable. Elizabeth's whole purpose in life, nevermind that she volunteers at a hospital in Vietnam, is to lose her virginity. She's completely ready to give it up to a guy who was extremely rude upon their first meeting and whom she's known for all of a couple days. Also, their sex scenes? Holy HORRIBLE. At one point, the author actually says that Darcy spills his broth into Elizabeth.



What. The. Holy. Hell. Are you freaking kidding me?! Apparently, the whole purpose of this book was to get Elizabeth and Darcy in bed. Jane Austen would be turning in her grave. What a complete travesty.



(Because being uncomfortable once just wasn't enough)

Instead of being aloof, proud, and unapproachable, Mr. Darcy is the douchebag of America (although he's British). Also, maybe the neediest male lead EVER. What a complete loser. In Pride and Prejudice, we see enough of his humanity to forgive him his sins. Here? Nah. I just wanted to get all stabby on his poor excuse for an arse. He has basically nothing to recommend him. We're supposed to believe that he and Elizabeth are a perfect match, when in fact, they're probably the worst possible match on the planet. Then again, they're both so completely odious that maybe they ARE perfect for each other. At least that way, they spare the rest of us.

Jane and Charles were completely stupid, the rest of the Bennets don't hold true to character AT ALL, and Wickham ends up being a kiddie porn pusher (along with the de Bourghs). You have GOT to be kidding me. When did it become a great idea to include child pornography in a romance novel?! I'm all for artistic license, but seriously?! For. The. LOVE.

Oh, and the best part? It ends up being a Pride and Prejudice/Sense and Sensibility mash-up, because despoiling one Austen classic wasn't enough, we have to have two. You guessed it: Darcy's head of security is Colonel Brandon and the FBI investigator is Eleanor Dashwood.



Again, For. The. LOVE.

Now I know that there are those out there who'll love the book. That's fantastic and totally their right/privilege. My right and privilege is to hate it with a burning passion usually reserved for those who chew with their mouths open.

So in the end, this book is SO not invited to our next garden party. .5 Eiffel Towers and that's being very generous.



Content Advisory:
Language: Heavy
Sexuality: Heavy
Violence: Moderate
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emmyson | outras 11 resenhas | Oct 9, 2013 |

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