Worried about strange happenings near you? Freaking out over demons and death cults stopping by to order a cup of sugar or steal your memories? Don't know what to do? Then turn to Paige Never. That was the best advice around--until recently. These days she's nowhere to be found; dead, retired, lost, or possibly all of the above. Now one mildly confused guy will have to work to bring Paige back to the fold so she can get neck-deep in saving the world again. Alternate dimensions, monsters, cults, powerful hidden civilizations, and endless diner coffee all combine to create the biggest threat Paige has ever dealt with, assuming she can be bothered to care.